MY VERY FIRST FLIGHT

Copyright 1999.

 

0H ITS MY VERY FIRST FLIGHT I NERVOUSLY SAID

AS I BOARDED THE PLANE BOUND FOR THE MED..

YOU WILL BE JUST FINE THE HOSTESS CHUCKLED

JUST FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT AND KEEP IT BUCKLED

 

THANK YOU I SAID, BUT SHE STRUCK ME AS ODD

SHE WORE A SNORKEL AND SANG NEARER MY GOD

BUT I BRUSHED IT ASIDE, SHE WAS REALLY QUITE SWEET

IN HER BLUE DIVERS OUTFIT AND FLIPPERED FEET

 

DO THESE PLANES CRASH OFTEN I ASKED WITH PANIC

NO JUST THE ONCE SHE SAID LOOKING QUITE MANIC

IF ANYONE SHOULD WORRY ITS THE CAPTAIN YOU KNOW

HE'S THE POOR SOUL WITH THE VERTIGO

 

GOOD MORNING ... SAID THE VOICE, YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING

THERE WILL BE A DELAY, WE HAVE A FUEL PIPE LEAKING,

JUST STAY VERY CALM AND PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE

OH AND HANDS UP THOSE PRONE TO A SEIZURE OR STROKE

 

GOOD AFTERNOON ... SAID THE VOICE, ITS YOUR CAPTAIN AGAIN

THE FUEL PIPES NOW FIXED ON THIS MAGNIFICENT PLANE

JUST GIVE US AN HOUR, WELL BE UP AND GONE

AS SOON AS WE FIX THE PROPELLER BACK ON

 

GOOD EVENING ... SAID THE VOICE, ITS YOUR CAPTAIN ONCE MORE

WE HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM WITH THE LEFT HAND SIDE DOOR

THERE'S NO NEED TO PANIC. ITS JUST MISSING A NUT

OH IT CLOSES ALL RIGHT BUT THE THING WONT STAY SHUT

 

GOOD MORNING ... SAID THE VOICE, COME ON GUESS WHO HAVE I GOT

WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU, ITS LIFT OFF TIME

WE ARE READY TO FLY

SO TIGHTEN THOSE SEAT BELTS, LETS HEAD FOR THE SKY

 

HELLO ... SAID THE VOICE, ITS ME IN THE COCKPIT

THAT TAKE OFF WAS BRILLIANT, YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT

THIS OLD PLANE MAY BE RUSTY, AND LOOK QUITE PODG

BUT SHE SOARS LIKE A BIRD, ITS THE LANDING THATS DODGY

 

HELLO! HELLO! YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING AGAIN

ALL OBESE PASSENGERS TO THE REAR OF THE PLANE

THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC. WE ARE ALL IN WITH A CHANCE

IF WE CAN STRAIGHTEN HER UP. BEFORE SHE NOSE DIVES ON FRANCE

 

HI, SAID THE VOICE THIS IS CAPTAIN MEEK

THAT NAUGHTY FUEL PIPE HAS SPRUNG ANOTHER LEAK

SO, JUST FOR A WHILE WE WILL BE FLYING QUITE LOW

AND WHO KNOWS. IT MIGHT CLEAR THIS OLD VERTIGO

 

HELLO! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME, ITS YOUR CAPTAIN AGAIN

IF YOU LOOK OUT THE LEFT SIDE, YOU WILL SEE SUNNY SPAIN

NOW LOOK TO THE RIGHT, SEE THAT DINGY BOBBING IN THE SEA

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT, THAT CHAP WAVING IS ME

  

 



Back






Contents Page