MY VERY FIRST FLIGHT
Copyright 1999.
 
0H ITS MY VERY FIRST FLIGHT I NERVOUSLY SAID
AS I BOARDED THE PLANE BOUND FOR THE MED..
YOU WILL BE JUST FINE THE HOSTESS CHUCKLED
JUST FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT AND KEEP IT BUCKLED
 
THANK YOU I SAID, BUT SHE STRUCK ME AS ODD
SHE WORE A SNORKEL AND SANG NEARER MY GOD
BUT I BRUSHED IT ASIDE, SHE WAS REALLY QUITE SWEET
IN HER BLUE DIVERS OUTFIT AND FLIPPERED FEET
 
DO THESE PLANES CRASH OFTEN I ASKED WITH PANIC
NO JUST THE ONCE SHE SAID LOOKING QUITE MANIC
IF ANYONE SHOULD WORRY ITS THE CAPTAIN YOU KNOW
HE'S THE POOR SOUL WITH THE VERTIGO
 
GOOD MORNING ... SAID THE VOICE, YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING
THERE WILL BE A DELAY, WE HAVE A FUEL PIPE LEAKING,
JUST STAY VERY CALM AND PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE
OH AND HANDS UP THOSE PRONE TO A SEIZURE OR STROKE
 
GOOD AFTERNOON ... SAID THE VOICE, ITS YOUR CAPTAIN AGAIN
THE FUEL PIPES NOW FIXED ON THIS MAGNIFICENT PLANE
JUST GIVE US AN HOUR, WELL BE UP AND GONE
AS SOON AS WE FIX THE PROPELLER BACK ON
 
GOOD EVENING ... SAID THE VOICE, ITS YOUR CAPTAIN ONCE MORE
WE HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM WITH THE LEFT HAND SIDE DOOR
THERE'S NO NEED TO PANIC. ITS JUST MISSING A NUT
OH IT CLOSES ALL RIGHT BUT THE THING WONT STAY SHUT
 
GOOD MORNING ... SAID THE VOICE, COME ON GUESS WHO HAVE I GOT
WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU, ITS LIFT OFF TIME
WE ARE READY TO FLY
SO TIGHTEN THOSE SEAT BELTS, LETS HEAD FOR THE SKY
 
HELLO ... SAID THE VOICE, ITS ME IN THE COCKPIT
THAT TAKE OFF WAS BRILLIANT, YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT
THIS OLD PLANE MAY BE RUSTY, AND LOOK QUITE PODG
BUT SHE SOARS LIKE A BIRD, ITS THE LANDING THATS DODGY
 
HELLO! HELLO! YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING AGAIN
ALL OBESE PASSENGERS TO THE REAR OF THE PLANE
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC. WE ARE ALL IN WITH A CHANCE
IF WE CAN STRAIGHTEN HER UP. BEFORE SHE NOSE DIVES ON FRANCE
 
HI, SAID THE VOICE THIS IS CAPTAIN MEEK
THAT NAUGHTY FUEL PIPE HAS SPRUNG ANOTHER LEAK
SO, JUST FOR A WHILE WE WILL BE FLYING QUITE LOW
AND WHO KNOWS. IT MIGHT CLEAR THIS OLD VERTIGO
 
HELLO! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME, ITS YOUR CAPTAIN AGAIN
IF YOU LOOK OUT THE LEFT SIDE, YOU WILL SEE SUNNY SPAIN
NOW LOOK TO THE RIGHT, SEE THAT DINGY BOBBING IN THE SEA
YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT, THAT CHAP WAVING IS ME
 
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